... No, I wasn't dead. No, I hadn't gone to heaven, or hell, and no, I wasn't drunk off my ass last night.

Clearly, somebody had slipped me heavy grade hallucinogens. Because that was a bright blue cartoon horse. With a rainbow mane. And wings, which... I guess made it more like Pegasus?

Cartoon rainbow pegasus. If the looney toons did greek mythology, this would be the steed Perseus rode into battle.

"... What.. in... what?"

I blinked. It was still there.

I blinked harder.

It was still there.

"... Oh, hell's bells."