[She's not going to break. No matter how terribly hilarious this is.

...

That isn't to say she hasn't flipped open her journal discreetly and turned it in Harry's direction. Recording. For future reference, when she could bring herself to laugh at it. For now? Line. Face. Equally bored. Equally deadpan.]

What an exciting display. Almost as amusing as watching you swallow your own tongue when I suggested...how did I put it? Ah. That I would enjoy besmirching your honor.