"Oh, trust me, the hair isn't a fashion statement, I'm just really bad about making time for haircuts."

Seduced, hell. I was jealous of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

... There are sentences that should never be thought by my brain. "I was jealous of Obi-Wan Kenobi" was on that list. My brain was not prepared to handle the thought that my brain was currently handling that thought.

"And I wasn't a wizard at the time, I was just a quiet guy with a gun."