Kid had a point. More horrifyingly, if we did wind up providing food, she'd just invited herself into the meal planning. That meant, at best, soy not-burgers and brussel sprout salad with wheat germ, and at worst...

At worst, she would actually cook.

"Good point, definitely. But I was thinking some time in the early afternoon, a little after lunch- give everybody a chance to wake up and smell the..."

Well, hell.

"Have you even seen any flowers in the village?"